I felt about as useless as tits on a bull.
— Karl
Shared by definitely_not_grube
on Mar 25, 2026
I've got to go fight with a guy trying to steal wood out of my yard right now!
— Karl
Shared by mattparker
on Mar 20, 2026
If you're not gonna take her home to Mama, then don't take her home!
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Mar 20, 2026
Momma didn't raise no fool!
— Karl
Shared by Napoleon
on Mar 18, 2026
I don't want to be teased nine months in advance, my god!
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Mar 17, 2026
"One throat to choke."
— Karl
Shared by Napoleon
on Mar 12, 2026
We can take that back to the woodshed....
— Karl
Shared by quualudes
on Mar 10, 2026
Why you puttin your finger on the screen? Dumbass!
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Mar 3, 2026
You know where sympathy is in the dictionary? Between shit & syphilis.
— Karl
Shared by e.double.u
on Mar 3, 2026
I can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Feb 19, 2026
Read between the lines mother fletcher.
— Karl
Shared by mattparker
on Feb 18, 2026
He’d fuck up an orgy in a whore house.
— Karl
Shared by mattparker
on Feb 18, 2026
Period dot
— Karl
Shared by Martinu
on Feb 13, 2026
I'm gonna go drown myself.
— Karl
Shared by definitely_not_grube
on Feb 5, 2026
Happy as a pig in mud
— Karl
Shared by Martinu
on Feb 3, 2026
I could eat the rear end out of a skunk right now
— Karl
Shared by theNOTOKAYgoldenKORRALL
on Feb 2, 2026
That and 5 bucks will buy you a cup of coffee.
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Feb 2, 2026
Go forth and conquer!
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Feb 2, 2026
For the good of the order.
— Karl
Shared by MrMeowmers
on Feb 2, 2026
That is slicker than owl shit on a brass door knob.
— Karl
Shared by mattparker
on Jan 31, 2026